Thursday, December 16, 2010

Podcast For Friday’s Show 12-10-10

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Missy Under The Christmas Tree

Miss under the tree

First Snow Of the Year


My Funniest Real Live Christmas Story

Back in ‘85, my Mom won a trip to the Bahamas from her work.  It was scheduled for the Christmas/New Year’s holiday.  So, Mom and Dad got on the plane and headed to Miami to get to the cruise ship.  During the flight, Dad found out he wasn’t much of a flyer, and freaked out.  Well, they got to the ship and had a great time on the cruise, but when it was time to head back home, Dad wanted nothing to do with flying. So they decided to rent a car.However, since it was New year’s there were no cars in Miami to rent, all they could find was a U-haul truck.  So they drove that all the way back to Virginia.  Meanwhile, my Christmas that year was mostly a bust, because I had to stay at my Sister’s in West Va where we live now.  It was totally boring, because a few days before Thanksgiving, Moorefield had flooded, wiping out most of the town, and there wasn’t much to do.  Whenever I need a laugh, I think back to the whole thing.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

My Christmas List

Christmas is 2 weeks away, here’s some things you can get me

1: A new VCR/DVD recorder combo

2: A couple packs of double layer recordable DVDs

3:  Any good ship or plane model

4: Clothes

5: Any good books

6: All 3 seasons of In Plain Sight on DVD

7: And of course, that old standby, money!

Thursday, December 09, 2010

Podcast for Wednesday’s Show 12-8-10

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Disrespect for our Fallen Soldiers and a Classy Woman

It is disgusting what Fred Phelps and his crew are doing!  He is the so called pastor of a church in Kansas who goes around picketing the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. These “Christians” say that its God’s revenge for the US accepting gays.  And they are also planning on picketing Elizabeth Edward’s funeral. Damn, let the poor lady rest in peace, after what she went through!  I’m a fan of freedom of speech, but have a little compassion!

Christmas Tree 2010

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Thursday, December 02, 2010

Thank You For Those Forwards!

As we approach the end of another month - I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
>         I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.
>         I can't use the remote in a hotel room  because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
>         I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread  because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed..hmmmm bedbugs maybe! 
>         I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.
>         Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip  because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
>         I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
>         I MUST ALSO SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS  to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
>         ALSO,  now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
>         I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.
>         I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates / Microsoft and
>         AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. 
>         I no longer worry about my soul  because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.
>         I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.
>         I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
>         I can't use cancer-causing deodorants  even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
>         THANKS TO ALL OF YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
>         BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
>         I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.
>         I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta  since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.
>         I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.
>         AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face.. Disfiguring me for life.
>         I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down
>         I no longer go to shopping malls  because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
>         I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex  since they are actually Al Qaeda agents in disguise. And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan 
>         I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.
>         THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my ass.
>         AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE  I can't ever pick up a Toonie (what is a toonie? JoAn)  dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over..
>         I no longer drive my car because buying gas from some companies supports Al Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.
>         I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.
>         If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . .
>         Oh, by the way.....
>         A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
>         Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. 
>         PS:  I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.
>         Outside of that everything is OK SO DON'T BUNCH UP!!

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Second Chances

This year in sports, there have been 2 shining examples of people making the most of  a second chance.  Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton missed 2 years in the middle of the decade due to drug and Alcohol abuse, and came back with a tremendous season last season, and was named the American League MVP.  In Football, Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback Michael Vick spent 18 months in Federal prison for dog fighting,  has become a model citizen, and in having a monster season.  The moral of this story is no one is beyond redemption, and we need to be a bit more forgiving, both public figures, and friends and family in our own lives.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Another Funny From My Childhood

I think I learned how to read before anything else.  In 1st or 2nd grade, we had reading books that we did activities in.  I got way ahead of everyone else, so the teacher sent a note to my Mom telling her to slow me down! Better then a note saying I was being bad...

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Some People…….

Can find something bad in the best of events.  I have a few friends who could find bad in the second coming of Christ.  Then you also have the people who bitch and moan about every little problem they have, and when you try to give them advice, do they listen? HELL NO.  People, if you’re gonna think bad about everything, you deserved to be depressed, and if you’re gonna complain about everything and not listen to advice, SHUT UP!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Evils Of Facebook?

This article  is about A New Jersey pastor who ordered the married members of his staff to get rid of their Facebook accounts or face being fired.  He thinks that this is too much temptation and will cause them to have affairs with old flames, or start an affair with a new person.  In our opinion, this is going a bit too far.  An employer has no right to tell an employee what they can do in their private time. Also, if a person has to start an affair, whether it's online or otherwise, their marriage might already have problems. Sounds like those who think that kids that watch a lot of tv and play a lot of video games are automatically going to become violent.

Podcast For Friday’s Show 11-19-10

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As We Near Thanksgiving

What are you thankful for? Family? Friends? A good job? A Roof over your head?  There are so many things in life we need to be thankful for!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Losing Their Faith

I was reading this article  about 2 ministers that have abandoned Christianity and became Athiests, but still perform their church duties.  My question is: if you don't believe in God anymore, why be the spiritual advisor and minister to people who do believe?  It's a good thing that these guys didn't want their identities to be shown, or else they would be in big trouble!  The idea of an Athiest being a minister is like a Republican being given a leadership role in the Democratic party.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

So Let’s See…..

Here Are Some Of The Fine Republicans Elected Last Week:

Florida Governor Elect Rick Scott: Owner of a company under investigation for Medicare fraud

Wisconsin Senator Elect Ron Johnson: Defended pedophile priests and the Catholic Church cover up

Back to Florida: Congressman elect David Rivera, under investigation for domestic violence.

And still in Fla: Allen West, who confessed to killing Iraqi civilians while in the Army, now on his way to Congress

Monday, November 01, 2010

Get out and Vote!

Tomorrow is election day in the US.  If you’re registered to vote, get out and do it!  If you’re Republican, Democrat, or Independent, it doesn’t matter!  there are going to be several close races, and every vote will count. if you don’t vote and don’t like the results, don’t complain!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Some Things I miss from my Childhood

To those I went to school with: If I mention anything your remember, feel free to comment!

Dinner at Chesapeake Bay Seafood House most weekends

Shopping at Pan Am Shopping Center

Going to the Waxy Maxie's record store to buy records and tapes (Remember those?)

The RCA Dog  in Merrifield

An actual drive in theater in Merrifield that my Mom worked at

The Woolco store in Pan Am that my my mom worked at and spent evenings there playing Atari waiting for her to get off of work.

Tysons Corner Shopping Center

Fairfax Circle

Hanging at both the Fairfax and Vienna Libraries

Going to 7-11 just about every day to buy comic books

The Greaseman on DC 101

The time when TV actually had good cartoons

And many more memories....

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Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Predictions For the Baseball Playoffs-Divisional Round

Lets see....
American League:
NY Yankees Over Min. In 5-With a lotta good pitching expected in this one, there should be a few extra inning games.
Texas over Tampa in 5- If Cliff Lee has a repeat of his 2009 post season, and Josh Hamilton's Ribs Hold up.
National League:
Philadelphia over Cincy  in 3- The 2 Roys (Halliday and Oswalt) have been incridible the last 2 months, and Cole Hamels can shut down anyone on any day.
SF over ATL in 5. This is a toss up could go either way. Both teams have good hitting and pitching.
What's your picks?

Friday, October 01, 2010

Who’s In The Doghouse This Week?

A: Now ex CNN anchor Rick Sanchez for saying that all news companies are run by Jews
B: Now ex Michigan Attny Gen. Andrew Shirvell, Who Cyber Stalked the Student Body Pres of the U. Of Michigan because he's Gay
C: Dhuran Ravi and Molly Wei, whos webcam spying lead to the suicide of Rutgers student Tyler Clementi.

D: The Guy who hit and Totaled Hannah's Bus.
Choose any or all!

Podcast For Tuesday’s Show 9-28-10


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Happy Banned Book Week!


I was interested to see that this is Banned Book Week.  In a country with freedom of speech and expression like the US, you'd think that the idea of banning books would not exist. But sadly, it's here.  My opinion: I know that some subjects are not appropriate for certain age groups, and there are subjects that you may disagree with , and that's OK. If you don't like it, DON'T READ IT!!!!   If I want to read something, I have the right to do so, without you putting your nose in my affairs. DON'T FORCE YOUR  MORALITY ON ME!  You take away 1 freedom, and the rest will follow...

Saturday, September 25, 2010

The GOP Civil War

Seems like the Republican Party has been hijacked by the extremist of  the Tea Party.  When you have someone like Utah Senator Bob Bennett, who is probably one of the most conservative members of congress primaried out of his job, you know that the crazies have taken control.  The extremists demand that all party members vote in lock step with their demands, and any bit of compromise is seen as a sign of being a sellout.  It remains to be seen if the Tea Party is a "Flavor of the month" Fad, if the sane members can regain control, or if the moderates are totally forced out.

Podcast For Thursday’s Show 9-23-10

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The Big Topic For This Show Was:

Abuse Of Authority

If You Can’t Trust A Preacher…

Teacher, coach, or anyone else entrusted with your kids, who can you trust?  Those who use their positions of authority to get close to kids in order to commit abuse are the lowest of the low, and need to be prosecuted as severly as possible!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Podcast for Tuesday’s Show 9-21-10

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The Big Topic For This Show Was:

Interview With A Non Believer

With All The Religious Intolerance Going on…

I'm afraid that we are headed towards a religious war here in the US.  The moderates in each faiths are being shouted out by the extremists, and lots of the extremists are calling for violence. Something needs to be done before people get hurt.

Friday, September 10, 2010

They Don’t Speak For Me!

After reading and hearing about the New York Mosque flap, and the idiot “Pastor” Who wanted to burn the Koran, I just want you all to know that even though I’m a Christian, I am no extremist. The First Amendment’s freedom of religion clause applies to everyone, even minorities.

Podcast For Friday’s Show 9-3-10

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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Podcast For Tuesday’s Show 8-24-10

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A Funny/Embarrassing

At the house I lived in before we moved to West VA, the bathroom door knob didn't work too well.  When you closed the door, the knob would lock and not move sometimes.  One day, during my spring break in 7th grade, I woke up, went to the bathroom, and as I usually do, closed the door, even though I was the only one at home, and wouldnt ya know it, the door wouldn't open!  So here I am for a good 4 hours banging on the door trying to get it open.  Finally,  my Mom came home from work for lunch, and got me out, it was 1 in the afternoon and here I was still in a tshirt and underwear!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Podcast For Friday’s Show 8-6-10

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My Birthday Wish List

It's that time again, my birthday will be on the 1st of September! If you wanna send me something, here's some ideas:
All 3 seasons of Star Trek on DVD
In plain Sight seasonss 1-3 on DVD
Any good ship or plan models
Any good books
A new combo DVD/VCR
A girlfriend
And of course, that old standard MONEY

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Podcast For Wednesday’s Show 6-23-10


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The Big Topic For This show Was:

Critiquing Ourselves

The Year of the Pitcher Redux

4 no hitters, Including 2 perfect games this season so far.  Are the pitchers catching up to hitters? Last time pitchers were doing good, in 1968, Baseball made changes to the mound. What are they gonna do now, make pitchers work blindfolded?

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Podcast For Monday’s Show 6-7-10


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The Big Topic For This Show Was:

Overprotective Parents

Overprotective Parents

I think that these days, parents can be too overprotective.  Because of the media, a lot of parents think that there are pedophiles behind every rock, and that if a kid gets online, they’re going to automatically be bullied or molested.  So because of this paranoia, kids are prisoners in their own homes. I realize that there are threats out there, but parents, DON’T DWELL ON THEM CONSTANTLY, LET KIDS BE KIDS!!!!! All it will do is make them afraid of the real world.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

You Make The Call

I feel old

In the next 3 weeks, one of my nieces will be getting married and one will be graduating from high school.  I can remember when they were born, where has all the time gone?

Thursday, May 27, 2010


Do all the sports teams I  love suck?  Orioles are a Joke, Redskins have an idiot owner and the Caps, well don’t get me started!

Friday, May 07, 2010

Coin Collecting Tips

As a lot of you may know, I am a big coin collector. I thought for tonight's monolog I'd give some tips for the beginner:

1: Where to start: You can start a collection from pocket change, having coins handed down from relatives,
garage sales, there are lots of ways

2: Recommended Books: Here are a couple of must have books for the collector:
A Guidebook of United States Coins (Also called the Red Book)

American Numistmatic Association Grading Standards

3: How to Store Your coins:

I recommend the Whitman blue Albums, don't use the ones with plastic slides in the hole, as they scratch coins.

Single coins can be stored in plastic holder, just watch out , some plastics can damage coins.

Invest in a good safe or a safe deposit box.

And Last But not least: DO NOT CLEAN COINS! It might make them clean, but it can damage a coin's surface.

You can Collect by denonination or design, the possibilities are endless!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Note To Political Extremists on all sides…

It’s Ok to disagree, but when you start advocating violence and killing people, that’s where I draw the line!

Monday, April 12, 2010

Amen To That!

From a message board:

“Lets face it, anyone who belittles people for being overweight is an asshole.”

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Simply Disgusting

It Just makes my blood boil hearing about the girl in Mass.  who was bullied to the point of suicide.   School should be a place of safety, not torment! 

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Podcast For Friday’s Show 3-19-10

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The Best Caps Team Ever?

I think this year’s edition of the Washington Capitals is probably the best ever.  Even better then the one that went to the Finals in 98!  Since Alex Ovechkin was named Captain after Chris Clark was traded, they have gone on a tremendous run, including a team record 14 game winning streak.  Alex Semin, Nick Backstrom, and Mike Green are playing great Hockey, and newcomers Joe Corvo, Scott Walker, and Jason Chimera have chipped in.  My prediction:  we reverse the Pittsburgh curse this year, and we win it all!  A good note: Jose Theodore, who has secured the no. 1 goalie job, has never lost a first round playoff series.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Spring Training

It’s that time of the year again, spring training is in full swing.  My Baltimore Orioles are trying to end a streak of 12 straight losing seasons.  Some Questions:

Can newly acquired Kevin Millwood shake off his slow spring training, and become the steady 12-14 win, innings eater he usually is , and help mentor the young pitchers?

Since he’s no longer the no. 1 starter, can Jeremy Guthrie get back the groove he had 2 years ago?

Can the young pitchers step up?

Can Miguel Tejada make the switch from short to third? 

How’s Garrett Atkins going to do at first?

Is Brian Roberts’ Bad back going to cause trouble?

And Many more….

Sunday, March 07, 2010

So Who’s The Real Christian…

The Christian Parents who disown and give away the possessions of their 18 year old son who tells them he’s gay, or the Aunt who takes him in and loves him unconditionally?

Monday, March 01, 2010

Totally Exhausted

Ever have on of those nights when you can’t sleep, and all you can do is toss and turn? That’s how my Saturday night went.  Not fun, not fun at all!

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

So The War Begins Anew….

Tonight as my Washington Capitals take on the Pittsburgh Penguins for the first time this season.  Last time we saw this matchup, The Pens  were victorious in a 7 game playoff series. The Caps Alex Ovechkin and the Pens Sidney Crosby  are probably the 2 best players in the NHL, and they really hate each other.  Washington is the leagues highest scoring team, with Ovechkin and Alex Semin leading the way.  Goalie Jose Theodore has played like a man posessed the past few games, finally playing like the former league MVP and Vezina Trophy winner  he is.  Looks like with Pens No. 1 goalie Marc-Andre Fleury out with a broken finger, former Caps Backup Brent Johnson will be between the pipes.  Hopefully it’s payback time!

Sunday, January 17, 2010


To my wonderful Best Friend Nicie!  On Wednesday, she became an Auntie for the first time, as her sister Danette gave birth to a healthy, beautiful baby boy!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Friday, January 08, 2010


Man, it is cold!   I don’t think it’s gotten outta the 20’s this week. Sunday morning when we went to go to church, it was 13.  The way things are in this backwards little town, it’s time for the electric company to have to shut the power down to perform maintainance.  Seem like they always do that during the worse times: either during the coldest part of winter, or the hottest part of summer.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Why I Don’t Like College Football

I don’t like college Football because the way things are, if you lose 1 game, your season is essentially a failure, and you have no chance to compete for the title. At Least in the NFL, an 8-8 team sometimes has a chance to make the playoffs, and a chance to play in the Superbowl. Heck, in the NBA and NHL, you can have teams with losing records make the playoffs.