Sunday, July 23, 2017


Wrong text to my phone #1: I’ll have your money on Thursday

Wrong text #2: Are you gonna help me with my drug test? 

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

The Sins Of The Son

So was Donald Trump Jr's meeting with a Russian lawyer cause for concern?  Shady, possibly.  Bad decision making-most definately! Let the investigation continue unmolested, and we may actually get to the bottom of it!

Sunday, July 09, 2017

I Swear I Must Be Part Vampire

I can't stay out in the Sun more than 10 minutes or so till I break out in hives.  It's not as bad as it used to be, but it is quite aggravating. When I was a kid, It looked totally horrible, and  I almost got sent to the Dr. a few times. No sun screen of any SPF seems t. help, it's like putting butter on something you're baking.

Monday, July 03, 2017

When You’ve Been In Love…..

With your best friend for the past 13 years, but she’s engaged to someone else….just my luck.

Friday, June 30, 2017

What Kind Of President Have We Elected?

One that can’t criticism, acts like a baby when he doesn’t get his way, treats people that don’t agree with him like crap, and threatens the press when they call him out, that’s what!