Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Finally..A Resoultion

Well, My Mom's lawyer called today to say that we lost our case against American Woodmark dealing with Mom's injury. I am sooooooo pissed! It is not fair that my Mom has to go through the rest of her life with the use of only 1 hand, and no one is going to be punished for it!

Friday, April 21, 2006

How Many Of These Can You Remember?

 HOW MANY DO YOU REMEMBER ?? Count them as you go.
1. Metal ice trays with levers.
2. Telephone party lines.
3. 45 RPM records.
4. Soda machines that dispensed glass bottles.
5. Tableside jukebokes in coffee shops.
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers.
7. Butch Wax.
8. Newsreels before the movie.
9. The unholy trinity: Hitler, Mussolini and Franco.
10. Eisenhower, Normandy and D-Day.
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)(Black 421).
12. Peashooters.
13. Howdy Doody.
14. Candy cigarettes.
15. S&H Green Stamps.
16. Hi-fi's.
17. Wire recorders.
18. Mimeograph paper.
19. Blue Flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil.
21. Roller skates with keys.
22. Cork popguns.
23. Drive-in movies.
24. Studebaker and Nash automobiles.
25. Wash tub wringers.
26. Rotary phones.

IF YOU REMEMBERED.............

0-5 = You're still young.
6-10 = You are getting older.
11-15 = Don't tell your age.
16-20 = You're older than dirt!
Over 20 =Even dirt isn't as old as you!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I Don't Care Anymore!

From this moment forward, I'm not gonna stress over not having anyone! Maybe I'm trying too hard. Somtimes when you really want something, you end up making yourself look like a fool!

Saturday, April 15, 2006

To My Critics

Call me names, criticize me because of my weight, but it doesn't bother me because I ROCK!!!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Gas Prices

Here in Moorefield, the price of gas is $2.83 a gallon. This is totally nuts! The oil companies have us at their mercy!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Helping His Own Cause

Today's Weird Sports Stat:

Cincinatti Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo has made 2 starts so far this season, is 2-0, and has even hit 2 homers, both off of the same pitcher, Glendon Rusch of the Chicago Cubs. Could Arroyo be the reincarnation of another former Boston Red Sox pitcher that could hit a bit, by the name of Babe Ruth?

Friday, April 07, 2006

An Observation

It seems like in chat, spelling goes completely down the toilet! I've been chatting for over 5 years, and I've seen some words butchered pretty good. Must be because people think that since chat is such an informal setting, you can be lax on matters like spelling. I had a fewEnglish teachers that would probably have heart attacks if they ever came into cc1! :P

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Yet Another Tale From My Childhood

When I was maybe 12 or 13, the Dr's decided to send me to the University Of Virginia Hospital to find out why I had stopped growing. Since it was in the middle of the worst year of my life, 8th grade, I dedided to take the week off and go there, even though I hate hospitals. What a mistake! First off, to get blood, they hooked me up to a needle for 7 hours striaght, with my arm restrained. When I was done, my arm was so stiff it felt like it was gonna crack when I flexed it out, and they had taken so much blood, I felt like someone had poured a couple of 6 packs into me! To make matters worse, the Dr. was a total asshole, giving me the shit about my weight! Damn, if I wanted that, I woulda stayed home and took my torture from school!