Friday, December 31, 2004


I usually don't make New Year's resolutions, but since I'm starting a new page in my life, I thought it would be nice to challenge myself. So here they are:

1: Lose Weight

2: Find a Girlfriend

3: Make more friends

4: Don't get down on myself so much

5: Have a better relatioship with God

Well, I'll let ya know at the end of next year if I kept any of em!

Thursday, December 30, 2004


While I was in the Chatroom today, some stupid hardline "Christian" Said that the Tusnamis that his SE Asia were God's way of killing Moslems. What a ****ing idiot! Somehow, I really don't think that God would kill 117,000 people because of their religious views. If I start thinking like that dumbass, you all have permission to shoot me!

Wednesday, December 29, 2004


A couple of days ago, my friend Jewels came up with the best comeback/putdown I've ever heard! Some idiot in the chatroom was giving her a hard time, so she said, "Dude, go suck on one of my used tampons!" I laughed my fat ass off for hours! You go girl, you tell em!

Tuesday, December 28, 2004


A couple days ago, my friends Kat and Keith asked me if I'd like to be a Godparent for the baby they're having. Of course, I said yes! I consider it to be a great honor. Since I can't have kids of my own, it would be cool helping guide a little one through life. Check back in 18 years and ask if I had any success:P

Saturday, December 25, 2004


Hi everyone! Hope you all had a nice Christmas! things were pretty good in my home. Here's what I got:

Battlestar Galactica DVD Box Set
A new airbrush and compressor
2 pairs of jeans
2 shirts
A new pair of tennis shoes
3 books
lottery tickets
free movie pass
minutes for my phone
rechargable batteries

We went over to my sister's for breakfast, and had a nice turkey dinner at home.

Friday, December 24, 2004


Today, We pulled a pleasnt trick on my Niece Leah. My Sister and bro in law bought her a new Jeep Liberty for Christmas. On the pretense of going to the dealership to schedule a oil change, they went ot the dealership, My parents and I went in later, and was she Tickled!! Posted by Hello

Thursday, December 23, 2004


These are all pretty true!!!

You kiss you girlfriend's home page.

Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them.

You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to Google.

You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap.... and your kid in the overhead compartment.

Your dreams are in HTML.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.

You turn your computer off and get this awful epmty feeling, like you just pulled the plug of your loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

You start introducing yourself as "Jim at I-I-Net dot net dot au"

Your heart races faster and beats irredgularly each time you see a new WWW site address printed on the TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.

You step out of the room and realize that your roomates have moved and you don't have any idea when it happened.

You turn up the volume read loud when leaving the room so you can hear if anyone IM's you.

You wife drapes a blond wig over the monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

Looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice that you've been to all of them.

Your dog has its own webpage.

You believe nothing looks sexier than a man in boxer shorts illuminated by a 17" LCD Flat-Panel Monitor.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL.

You don't know what sex your three of your closeset friends are, because they have nuetral screennames and you never bothered to ask.

You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger

You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest MP3's off Kazaa Lite.

You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms.

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back.

Your virtual girlfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.

You buy a Captain Kirk Chair with a built in keyboard and mouse.

Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"

The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.

You put a pillow case over your laptop so your lover doesn't see it while youre pretending to catch your breath.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost you to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

You forget what year it is.

You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

You ask a doctor to implant a terrabyte in your brain.

Your sweetie says communication is important in a you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

You start using smileys in your snail mail

You bring a bag lunch to the computer.

You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.

You take a speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling.

You type faster than you think.

You double click your TV remote.

You can now type over 70 WPM.

You check your e-mail and forget you have real mail.

You go into withdrawals during dinner.

You rank your friends by the amount of bandwith they have.

You have "Googled" all your friends to try to find out anything interesteing that they are not telling you and you can use against them later.

You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.

The sound of the keys clicking turns you on.

You have more browsers than friends in the real world.

You actually say I-M-O and A-T-M to real friends rather than 'in my opinion' and 'at the moment'. And they give you strange looks.

You run four chat programs all at once... Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN

You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use.

You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.

You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.

You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.

You're on the phone and say BRB.

The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004


Hey Readers! Hope you all missed me!:P Sorry I havn't written anything in the past few days, but my phone lines were dead. Since I don't have DSL, naturally I wasn't able to be online. Man, talk about internet withdrawl!! I didn't think I'd make it past Saturday night, but I found stuff to keep me occupied. I read just about every book I own, and worked on a model. Well, now I know I can survived being stranded on a deserted island!! :P

Friday, December 17, 2004


I have quite a pleasant (?) predicament. One of my lady friends online has a crush on me. Her name is April and she lives in West VA too. I have so find some way to let her down easy, because the feeling isn't mutual. Don't get me wrong, she's a really nice person, but I have a few misgivings about her feelings. First off, she just got divorced from a guy that beat her, and second, she was pregnant with twins, but had a miscarriage. I dunno if she really likes me or is just on the rebound. Anyway, we shall see....

Thursday, December 16, 2004


Was back in 7th Grade. I had this teacher, Mrs. Bailey, who was a total BITCH! Anyway, I was out of school for a couple days because I was sick. We were going on a field trip the day I got back, and I was in no mood for being messed with, having had a bad kidney infection. So here I am dressed in jeans and a sweat shirt, and everyone else is dressed up. So..she rips into me, insulting my clothes. So I ripped into her. I said " This is the only type of stuff I can afford, we aren't rich ya know." She was highly unimpressed, and I ended up getting in trouble. I felt so embarrassed, being insulted in front of the whole school.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004


Tomorrow, Kat, my best friend in the whole world, and her BF Keith, also a friend of mine, will be taking the plunge into that institution known as Marriage. I am sooo happy for them! If not for a lack of money, right now instead of writing this, I'd be on my way to Iowa to attend the wedding. A toast to you 2 on a happy life together!

Monday, December 13, 2004


Today, a jury in California sentenced Scott Peterson to death for the murder of his wife Laci and their unborn son. As a respector of all women, I can't for the life of me understand why a man could do something like that to a woman. He could have divorced her, but I guess that was too easy for him. Even though he wa sentanced to death, he'll probably never see the death chamber, since there are over 600 people on Death Row in California. Hopefully, he'll be haunted by this crime the rest of his life.

Sunday, December 12, 2004


Yesterday I went with my Mom and Sister Julie to go Christmas shopping. I'm not much of a shopper, so I don't understand the thrill some women get from shopping. The only thrill I get from it is going out to eat:P my Christmas shopping done!!

Thursday, December 09, 2004


I'm a big hockey fan, and this lockout is really getting on my nerves! I know the Caps have been a really bad team the past few years, but I still miss em! I hope that the owners and players can reach a new labor agreement really quick!


While surfing last night, I came across a very interesting and funny site. I Hate Pat Robertson Is a much needed site slamming Pat Roberstson, Jerry Fallwell, and the rest of the Religious Right. While I am a Christian, I do not agree with the way these people have infiltrated their way into the workings of our Government.


Lord, I know I've strayed from you the past 4 years, ever since Mom got hurt. Please forgive me. Lord, please help me forgive all those people that have wronged me, because I think that's what is keeping me from experiencing all that you have for me. Please show me what you want me to do in and with my Life. Please give me the patience to wait on the woman you've made for me, and give me the strenght to overcome my lonliness. Please help me be a better son, brother, uncle and friend. I know that the key to happiness is letting you control all facets of my life.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004


Here's to all the Sailors, Soldiers, and Marines who died during the attack on Pearl Harbor 63 years ago. Expecially the over 1600 men who died abord the battleships USS Arizona and USS Oklahoma. Also, thank you to all our service people involved in the Iraq War.

Monday, December 06, 2004


This being the Christmas Season, here are some of the things I'd like:

The Battlestar Galactica DVD Box Set

Any kind of ship or airplane model

Books, history or other wise


A better digital camera

and that old standby...Money


For those of you who know me, this doesn't come as a surprise, but I love history. It has been a hobby of mine since I was a kid, maybe 9 0r 10. that, combined with my love of reading, had made me a veritible fountain of information. Ask me any thing about US history, wars, or ships, and I can probably give you an answer. I guess I like history because it's interesting to learn and know about the people and events that happened in the early part of your life and before you were born.

Saturday, December 04, 2004


Today, My Mom almost wrecked her car because of smoking. While we were going to the store, she dropped her cigarrette, went to look for it, and ran the car into a fence. Luckily the only thing hurt was the passenger side mirror, but it could have been worse.....

Friday, December 03, 2004


I believe Ricky Williams must be a total nutcase! How could someone just give up a career as one of the NFL's best running backs to leave for a life of pot smoking, learning how to be a holistic healer, and just go around the world? Sheesh......

Thursday, December 02, 2004


When I was a kid, I was really afraid of the dark. One day, when I was in first grade, I had to go to the bathroom. While I was in there, the Electricity went out, and so did the lights! Sooooo, I freaked out, Started screaming, and got the hell outta that dark bathroom. Only problem was, my pants were still down. How embarrassing! Some of my classmates who were there were still ribbing me about it in high school. Oh well....

Wednesday, December 01, 2004


Over the past 4 years, I have been engaged in a struggle with my faith. I know God has his reasons for everything, but I still don't have any idea why he would allow my Mom to get hurt. Mom did nothing to deserve what happened to her. She's handling it well, but as for me....I'm not handling it so well. I can't go to sleep without crying, and it just kills me seeing her struggle having to do things with just one hand. Lord, I'm not asking for sympathy, I just want to know why!


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