Don’t Worry

There is no child crisis.  Who the Hell would want to have a kid in the US at this time anyway?  It sound like the GOP/religious nuts want a fresh supply of white kids to do all the work, since red states are killing child labor laws.

I Wish I Knew What I Was Doing Wrong

I’m a nice guy, respectful to everyone, you’d think that there would be a woman out there that would be interested in me.  I have no illusions of grandeur about myself I’m just an ordinary average guy in search of love.

What A Sneaky Way To Get A Confession

Cop: Do you believe in God?

Suspect: Yes

Cop: Do you pray?

Suspect: Yes

Cop: Do you pray to God to forgive you for shooting that man?

Suspect: Yes

A Damned If You Do Damned If You Don’t Situation

What do I do about my lonliness? If I  talk about it I get called a whiner, if I say nothing, I keep it inside of me and it eats me up.