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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Finally..A Resoultion

Well, My Mom's lawyer called today to say that we lost our case against American Woodmark dealing with Mom's injury. I am sooooooo pissed! It is not fair that my Mom has to go through the rest of her life with the use of only 1 hand, and no one is going to be punished for it!

Friday, April 21, 2006

How Many Of These Can You Remember?

 HOW MANY DO YOU REMEMBER ?? Count them as you go.
1. Metal ice trays with levers.
2. Telephone party lines.
3. 45 RPM records.
4. Soda machines that dispensed glass bottles.
5. Tableside jukebokes in coffee shops.
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers.
7. Butch Wax.
8. Newsreels before the movie.
9. The unholy trinity: Hitler, Mussolini and Franco.
10. Eisenhower, Normandy and D-Day.
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)(Black 421).
12. Peashooters.
13. Howdy Doody.
14. Candy cigarettes.
15. S&H Green Stamps.
16. Hi-fi's.
17. Wire recorders.
18. Mimeograph paper.
19. Blue Flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil.
21. Roller skates with keys.
22. Cork popguns.
23. Drive-in movies.
24. Studebaker and Nash automobiles.
25. Wash tub wringers.
26. Rotary phones.

IF YOU REMEMBERED.............

0-5 = You're still young.
6-10 = You are getting older.
11-15 = Don't tell your age.
16-20 = You're older than dirt!
Over 20 =Even dirt isn't as old as you!




Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I Don't Care Anymore!

From this moment forward, I'm not gonna stress over not having anyone! Maybe I'm trying too hard. Somtimes when you really want something, you end up making yourself look like a fool!

Saturday, April 15, 2006

To My Critics

Call me names, criticize me because of my weight, but it doesn't bother me because I ROCK!!!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Gas Prices

Here in Moorefield, the price of gas is $2.83 a gallon. This is totally nuts! The oil companies have us at their mercy!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Helping His Own Cause

Today's Weird Sports Stat:

Cincinatti Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo has made 2 starts so far this season, is 2-0, and has even hit 2 homers, both off of the same pitcher, Glendon Rusch of the Chicago Cubs. Could Arroyo be the reincarnation of another former Boston Red Sox pitcher that could hit a bit, by the name of Babe Ruth?

Friday, April 07, 2006

An Observation

It seems like in chat, spelling goes completely down the toilet! I've been chatting for over 5 years, and I've seen some words butchered pretty good. Must be because people think that since chat is such an informal setting, you can be lax on matters like spelling. I had a fewEnglish teachers that would probably have heart attacks if they ever came into cc1! :P

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Yet Another Tale From My Childhood

When I was maybe 12 or 13, the Dr's decided to send me to the University Of Virginia Hospital to find out why I had stopped growing. Since it was in the middle of the worst year of my life, 8th grade, I dedided to take the week off and go there, even though I hate hospitals. What a mistake! First off, to get blood, they hooked me up to a needle for 7 hours striaght, with my arm restrained. When I was done, my arm was so stiff it felt like it was gonna crack when I flexed it out, and they had taken so much blood, I felt like someone had poured a couple of 6 packs into me! To make matters worse, the Dr. was a total asshole, giving me the shit about my weight! Damn, if I wanted that, I woulda stayed home and took my torture from school!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Monday, March 27, 2006

Hometown Heroes!

The George Mason Patriots are headed to the NCAA Basketball Final Four! This little school, located in my hometown of Fairfax, VA, has knocked off the last 2 National Champions (North Carolina, Connecticut) , and now have a date with former National Runner up (Florida). How much longer can Cinderella keep going?

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

This Week's Spoiled Brat Award

Goes to Alfonso Soriano of the Washington Nationals. Because he doesn't want to move from second base to the outfield, Soriano refused to play in a Spring Training game last night. Come on dude! Earn your $10 million salary. Just be glad you have the talents to play Baseball!

Friday, March 17, 2006

OMG YOU GOTTA READ THIS

While I was in chat tonight, I got a PM from some guy. All was going well until..well, read what he said at 10:20.32 Geeeezzzz!!!!


boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:14:59 PM): how is the day ?
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:10 PM): god love you .can we chat please ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:12 PM): im doing good
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:14 PM): sure
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:21 PM): whats up?
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:32 PM): i am blessed in the lord n you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:42 PM): im doing good
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:47 PM): i love your profile.i you marry ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:52 PM): nope im single
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:54 PM): amen for that .
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:02 PM): no not really
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:03 PM): i you looking over here
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:09 PM): humm?
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:19 PM): i am just asking
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:25 PM): ok no problem
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:31 PM): cause i am reading your profile now
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:34 PM): cool
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:42 PM): you looks very lovely
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:47 PM): thanks
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:48 PM): i am malcolm n you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:54 PM): my screen name is my name
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:08 PM): nice to meet you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:11 PM): same here
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:11 PM): how old i you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:15 PM): im 34
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:20 PM): really
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:24 PM): yup
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:31 PM): i am 27 years old
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:33 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:49 PM): i am a christian single n looking
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:53 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:54 PM): what about you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:56 PM): same
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:10 PM):
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:12 PM): so can we get to know each other better
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:17 PM): sure
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:32 PM): who start first
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:32 PM): ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:37 PM): you go first
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:41 PM): which i you from ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:46 PM): im from the us
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:53 PM): i am from liberia.but now a refugee in ghana
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:59 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:07 PM): due to the war in my country liberia
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:19:12 PM): ahh ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:13 PM): do you love africans ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:19:20 PM): i like everyone
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:29 PM): amen
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:39 PM): my full name is malcolm .boima harvey
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:19:42 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:56 PM): my dad live in the usa with his wife
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:00 PM): oko
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:02 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:07 PM): in atlanta usa
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:10 PM): cool
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:16 PM): i want to know you better
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:32 PM): and make you my friend and then my wife
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:40 PM): im a guy you idiot
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:46 PM): age is not the matter for me
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:56 PM): in a man you idiot, cant you read
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:09 PM): so fuck off and leave me alone
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:27 PM): oh i am very sorry
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:31 PM): i never saw it
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:33 PM): fuck you asshole
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:35 PM): we can be friends
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:38 PM): im putting you on ignore
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:40 PM): byeeee
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:45 PM): sorry brother
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:50 PM): ok
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:57 PM): you insult me, you pay the price
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:22:08 PM): fucker
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:22:16 PM): sorry ok


SLAPS HIMSELF FOR NOT RESETTING MY MESSENGER TO ACCEPT ONLY PMS FROM PEOPLE ON MY LIST :p

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Weird Weather

85 one day, 35 the next....what is going on? Oh well, Spring is almost here!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Haircut Time!

Update on The Previous Post

My new Sunday School class went well! It was nice hanging with people in my own age group (even though it was only 3 of us) and I felt pretty comfortable, and did a lotta talking! I am going to do it again next Sunday!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

A big break

Yesterday, I may have had a break in solving my shyness. Our Church has started a new Sunday School class for people in my age group, and I'm gonna try it out! Right now, I'm in one with older people, including my Dad, and I just don't feel like I'm able to talk about my concerns with them. It's nice hanging out with people who are in your age group, because I have a lot more in common with them then the older ones. Here's hoping I get something out of it!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Monday, February 27, 2006

Spring Training

Spring Training is underway, a sure sign that Spring is almost here! I'm looking forward to seeing how my Baltimore Orioles do this year. They've added a few people this winter. Pitchers Kris Benson and Latroy Hawkins, Catcher Ramon Hernandez, 1st Baseman Kevin Millar, and Outfielder Cory Patterson were acquired in the offseason. The 2 questions left unasnwered are can 2nd Basemen Brian Roberts repeat his spectacular 2005 season, while recovering from a horrible elbow injury, and can Shortstop Miguel Tejada can regain the respect of the organization after his trade demands over the Winter.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Totally Disgusting!

I was watching a clip on CNN today about how Fred Phelps, the "Preacher" from Kansas, who is out to exterminate all gays, and his bunch are protesting at the funerals of military personnel killed in Iraq. These So Called Christians say that soldiers are being killed because the US allows gay people to live their lifestyle. I tell you, I was about ready to puch out the TV! Those idiots give all of us Christians a bad name. That takes some nerve interrupting a Funeral. Let the soldiers families and friends mourn in peace, for God's sake!

Monday, February 20, 2006

Presidents' Day

As a student of History, and expecially dealing with the Presidents, here are some random opininions of some of the Presidents, in no particular order.

Washington: He got the US off to a good start, had to make things up as he went.
J. Adams: How do you live up to your predecsssor, a Living Legend?
J.Q. Adams: Son of a Pres., won a election under dubious circumstances. Sound Familiar?
G.W. Bush: There is not enough words in the Human Language or enough space online for me
to voice the contempt I have for this idiot.
Clinton: Despite his faults, the man got things done!
G.H.W. Bush: I guess dumbness does run in the family!
Grant: One of our greatest generals, one of our worst Presidents.
Carter: Too much of a nice guy, should have been tougher.
Reagan: I think he was senile long before he left office!
Wilson: Who says Democrats can't win a war?
F.D. Roosevelt: He saved the U.S. more than a few times
Hoover: Like the Vacuum, he sucked!
Eisenhower: The anti-Grant.
Buchanan: Call him Nero, he did nothing while the Union fell apart.
Lincoln: Saved the country, but at a price.
Harding: Even Republicans fool around on their wives!
Taft: He's OK in my book, we fat guys have to stick together!
Pierce, Fillmore: Space fillers.
A. Johnson: The Clinton of his time: Southern Dem. marked for destruction by a hostile congress.
Hayes: What Dubya's presidency would be like if the Dems were in control of congress.
Kennedy: Too much of a playboy.
L.B. Johnson: Could have been a good one if not for Vietnam
Nixon: You were a crook, you idiot!
Jefferson: A genius
Madison: The little guy kept us from becoming British Colonies Again
T. Roosevelt: Even though he was a Rep., I'd vote for him. Today's Reps wouldnt like him since
he wanted to save the environment.
Coolidge: Gets points for being shy and quiet like me.
Jackson: Too much of a hothead
And that's just a few of em!