How Would The Christian Conservative Community Deal With Jesus If He Were With Us Today?-Courtesy Of Daily Kos

How Would The Christian Conservative Community Deal With Jesus If He Were With Us Today?

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I'm not writing this to anger my fellow Christians. I writing this so that we might ask ourselves the following questions.

How would Jesus would fit in modern day America?

Would he be welcomed or would he meet the same demise he met when he first appeared?

How would he be welcomed in your church?

How would his criticism of your church be received, by your church leaders?

Would he tell America it needs to spend more on bombs, weapons of mass destruction, etc. and less on the poor and disenfranchised?

What would he think upon seeing Christian leaders living opulent lifestyles while the masses suffer?

How would the established Christian community act when folks stopped listening to them and started listening to him, at his mass rallies?

How would the established Christian community respond when folks started giving their money to Jesus rather than them?

If Jesus were with us today where would he be living? Would he be living with the masses or living in opulence with rich religious leaders?

Would Jesus have a concealed carry permit?

Would he pass a background check?

If he drew a crowd on a busy street would he be cited for not having permit for a rally?

How would the fast food industry react if Jesus bought two big Mac's and five orders of french fries and fed thousands with some left over? Would they lobby their Christian conservative friends in Congress to stop that?

How would the Wine industry react if Jesus started turning water into wine? Would they lobby their Christian conservative friends in Congress to stop that?

How would the healthcare insurance companies react if Jesus started healing the sick for free? Would they lobby their Christian conservative friends in Congress to stop that?

Just asking. Feel free to ask your questions in the comment section.

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THE BEST BEST FRIEND IN THE BEST WORLD!!!  Now if she weren’t engaged………..

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Counterfeit 1839 Half

Internet Dating-Would You?

 

Would you date someone you’ve met over the Internet?  There are some crazy people out there who prey on the desperate, so caution is the watchword.  For me, I’d be careful before I started a relationship with someone online. I’d make sure they were who they said they were, and make sure that their intentions are honorable.

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How can someone…..

 

Look at nature and not believe there is a God?  Stuff just didn’t spring up for nothiing!   Not trying to force my faith on anyone, just saying…

You Never Know When The Kat Will Strike!

 

I Don’t Agree With His Politics……

 

But there is one thing I agree with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie about:

GIVE US OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE A BREAK!!!

Don’t you think we know that we have a problem?  Unlike what most people think, most of us don’t lay around all day eating.  Personally, I watch what I eat, and I try to get as much exercise as possible, but it’s a slow process. I’ve been trying to lose weight for 30 years, and I’m not even close to where I want to be.  It’s cost me a lot: friends, love, and and an exciting life, so I’ve been using those things as motivation.  And being picked on an called names does not help at all.  So before you start bashing us, have some compassion!

Life Is Too Short…

 

LIVE AND ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST!!

Maybe Some Day…….

 

She’ll realize that my feelings for her are real and not just my imagination.

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From When I Was In The 7th Grade

 

Me: How do you spell (Certain Word)

Mrs. Bailey, a total bitch of a teacher who I hated: Look in the dictionary

Me: How am I supposed to find it if i don't know how to spell it?

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I Learned To Read…….

Before I learned to do anything else I think!  In first grade, the teacher had to send my Mom a note asking her to get me to slow down, I was getting ahead of everyone in the reading workbook.  We may have the Internet, and ebooks now, but there’s nothing like the feel of an actual book in your hands!

A New Year

What will it bring?

My New Year’s Resolution…

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