The Caps Could Do No Wrong….

And  my Orioles can do no right. What has happened to them?  Having one of the best records in Baseball the past 7 years seems to be just a memory…Now the only question left is where some of our pending free agents such as Manny Machado will be traded to.  Whatever trades the O’s make better bring back some good young talent.

Don’t Do It!

There is nothing so bad that calls for killing yourself!  It’s a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and does nothing except devastate your family and friends.  If you are having a hard time, get help, it will get better!

Longsuffering No Longer

For all the Capitals players and fans who have had to endure years of playoff failure…….THIS CUP’S FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

You really Blew It!

Eric Greitens, now former governor of Missouri, you had a bright future in your party, and even presidential aspirations. But blackamailing  the woman you were having an affair with and elections finance fraud problems ended that real quick!

Howdy!

The Originals S5 EP6-The Death Of Hayley

Farewell to the biggest, baddest Hybrid Momma in all the land!

Tweet Racist Content…..

Prepare for the possible consequences!

Getting Rejected By A Girl

Or being the victim of bullying in school IS NOT  a reason to bring a gun to school and shoot people!  Sure, my school years were total Hell, and I’m still being rejected by women, but did I ever consider going postal?  NO!!!   It’s just a long term, bad solution for a minor problem. Let’s have some common sense here, people!

Go Caps!

Came back from down 2 games to 0 against Columbus in the first round-CHECK

Finally beat Pittsburgh in the playoffs for the first time in 24 years-CHECK

Didn’t choke in the Eastern Conference Finals against Tampa after going up 2 games to 0, losing 3 straight, and winning in 7-CHECK

Bring On Vegas in the Finals- Stanley Cup here we come!

I Just Don’t Understand

How can two over 70 year olds act like little kids?

Nap Time

Doing Laundry Today…

I don’t know how one person can dirty so many clothes in 1 week!

Dear Melania

Isn’t it a bit hypocritical to be an anti-cyberbullying advocate when your husband does it every day?

Life Is Short…

Live it to the fullest!

If You Can’t Stand The Heat Get Out Of The Kitchen

So It’s OK for Republicans to bash Obama and Hillary, but when someone says something bad about Trump, Oh the discrimination!

Guilty!

The guilty verdict in the Bill Cosby case shows you that no matter how famous or rich you are,  no person is above the law! 

What’s The Big Deal?

It’s getting to be prom time in high schools.  What is all the fuss about?  I never went to mine, and it didn’t mentally scar me.

Podcast For Tuesday’s Show 4/17/18

The NHL Playoffs Are Here…

And  my Washington Capitals are participating in them. We should do good as long as we avoid Pittsburgh.  Weird things always seem to happen when the Caps and Penguins meet in the playoffs, usually going in the Pens’ favor.

Yes, What Israel Is Doing To Palestinians Is Actually Genocide.

Yes, What Israel Is Doing To Palestinians Is Actually Genocide.

Fat-shamed teen buys all the cupcakes at her local bakery to spite woman behind her in line - SFGate

Fat-shamed teen buys all the cupcakes at her local bakery to spite woman behind her in line - SFGate

Republicans……..

Have an unhealthy interest in other people’s sex lives.  Get your own house in order before you criticize someone else.

Baseball Is Back!

How will your favorite team do?  Will the Astros repeat as champs?  Will the duo of Stanton and Judge hit homers at an insane rate and lead the Yankees to the Series?  How will my Orioles do? Can the Nationals make it out of the first round of the playoffs?  How many millions will pending free agents Manny Machado and Bryce Harper make this coming offseason?  It’s going to be a fun 6 months!

Playtime

Do Not Underestimate Or Disregard Today’s Kids

They are tomorrow’s leaders!  They see what’s going on.

Seen Engraved On An Old Eagles Album Of Mine..

“Is it ethical to shout movie in a crowded firehouse?”

What A Mess! After The Storm

Trump Has Finally Said Something We Agree With…

Don’t be afraid of the NRA!  It is stupid that one organization can hold so much sway over an entire legislative body.

Your Right To Own An Assault Weapon…..

Does not trump my right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Fuck The NRA

And fuck the politicians who take their money to not make sensible gun laws. You have the blood of innocents on your hands….

Domestic Violence

Is a scourge of the whole planet that should never be tolerated.  Whether it’s a man hitting a woman or a woman hitting a man. If you are in such a situation, get help!

If Not Standing Up And Clapping For Trump….

Is un American and treasonous, then I’m guilty, lock me up!  I will never support him he has done too much damage and made this country a laughingstock.

Free Agents Aren’t Free

Is anyone worth millions of dollars just because they can hit, pitch, pass, run, or catch a ball?

How Can You Be A Christian…

And support a President who has been married 3 times. and suspected of having multiple affairs, yet condemn a President who had a steady marriage  of over 20 years, 2 wonderful daughters, and  brought no shame to the country?

Crosby And Grandma

Podcast For Friday’s Show 1/12/18

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The Man Who Insulted A Whole Continent

Trump just can’t keep his mouth shut!  Now he has said that some African countries are “shitholes” and has said why are we letting in people from Haiti and not more from Norway ( a mostly white country). In the past he has said:

Mexicans are rapists and criminals

Obama is not an American citizen

Tried to have Muslims banned from the US

Said the white supremacists that caused all the trouble in Charlottesville were “good people”

And he even lies about not saying these things, even though some of his fellow Republicans say that he said these things

If it quacks like a duck and acts like a duck….It’s a racist

Has It Come Down To This?

2 world leaders armed with nuclear weapons having a “my button is bigger then yours” pissing contest? People could get killed if someone doesn’t mellow out.

Only In A Dictatorship….

Can a leader call for the jailing of their political rivals

Thoughts On A Showy New Year’s Eve

This has certainly been a crazy year!  What does 2018 hold in store for us?  Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail, and the rhetoric will be dialed down a bit.

For Christmas From My Mom

If Someone Ever Invents The Time Machine….

I want to use it to go back to the first Christmas.  Whether it was in December, or in the Spring like most experts think it is, it would be awesome to witness the birth of Jesus.

Nothing We Have……

Belongs to us. God just allows us to borrow it, and it’s our responsibility to take care of it as best as we can.

Thank You Alabama!

You have restored my faith in common sense somewhat.  You elected to the Senate a distinguished public servant who will serve your state well over a child molester.

My Christmas List

Christmas is almost here, so if  you’re in the giving mood, here’s what you can get me:

 

Supergirl Season 2 on DVD

Legends Of Tomorrow Season 2 on DVD

Game Of Thrones Seasons 3, 5, and 6 on DVD

Any good book

a Google Play card

Clothes, ask me in private what sizes

Money

I Was Bullied as a Kid for Being Fat, And The Worst Bullies of All Were Full-Grown Adults

I Was Bullied as a Kid for Being Fat, And The Worst Bullies of All Were Full-Grown Adults



I resemble this!

The Birthday Boy

Leah And Crystal

Love Is So Elusive……..

I have my doubts if it even exists anymore, at least for me.  You’d think someone would give me a chance, but I guess not. I know I’m not that good looking, but I’m not a horrible monster either.

In My Opinion, For What It’s Worth…….

Thanksgiving and Christmas have become so commercialized,  their original intent has almost been totally forgotten.  Instead of being a time to give thanks, and to remember the birth of Jesus, they have become nothing but a salesperson’s delight.

Don’t Forget…..

Thanksgiving is more then Turkey and Football!  What are you thankful for?

I Have The Utmost Respect For Women

Any so-called “man” who would treat a lady like garbage is nothing  but a piece of trash themselves.  They deserve nothing but our contempt.

Nowhere Is Safe Anymore….

Not even a church!

Don’t Forget People…..

What started out as an investigation into a possibly shady land deal turned into a presidential impeachment.

Mom Hanging Out

And The Finished Product

The Great Constructors At Work

In A Perfect World…….

There would be no war, which means we’d have no need of soldiers, which would mean that we would not have any fallen to mourn.

Another Story From My Childhood

In first grade or whenever they started teaching us reading, the teacher gave us reading workbooks. We were supposed to read maybe 1 or 2 pages at a time, but being the interested person I was, I read the whole thing in one day!  The teacher was both impressed and unimpressed at the same time, sending home a note saying “Slow him down”.  Even back then I loved to read……

So Tell Me Again….

Why a civilian should own an assault rifle or machine gun?

Podcast For Friday's Show 9/29/17

Never Tell Someone How You Feel About Them…

All they’ll do is tell you that you’re either stupid or Imagining your feelings.

My Mom Is The Only Person In The World

Who bitches if someone does something nice for her.

The New Kid In Town

You Can’t Have It Both Ways!

NFL players who refuse to stand for the Anthem as a symbol of protest against Trump, police brutality, and racism have just as much right to express their views as white supremacists do. We here in the United States have a right to protest peacefully, you’d think a President would have some knowledge of the Constitution.

The Tooth From Hell

When I was 11 or so, one night I slipped on a wet spot in our kitchen and went flying across the floor, smashing my mouth against the stove.  The impact sheared my front tooth in half, and did not look good at all.  My first visit to the dentist was to have it repaired, which was done by building it back up with ceramic.  That first repair broke due to my biting down on a gummy bear, which really pissed the dentist off.  That being fixed, all was well till one day in 1984, while I was visiting  my sister in West Virginia, when I got the mother of all toothaches. Went to a dentist under emergency circumstances, found out that same tooth was abcessed, which meant that the dentist needed to drill a hole in it to relieve pressure and drain pus. That almost killed me, since he didn’t numb it.  Because of that, I had to get a root canal.  That was more uncomfortable then painful, because by this time, the tooth was about dead.  A few years later, dentist says that tooth’s getting worn down, lets make a crown for it. That went off with no problem.  Moved here to West Va, new dentist, crown fell off a few times, the tooth was rotting off, so now I have a bridge, which wasn’t too painful, despite having to have the teeth on each side of the offending  tooth cut down.  So far so good!  The tooth had to be pulled, so it now holds a place of dishonor in an envelope on top of my dresser.

It Just Keeps Getting Worse….

So Trump says he will “destroy” North Korea. Doesn’t this Idiot realize the more stupid stuff he says and threatens, he brings the US closer to war?  One wrong Tweet….

The Next Time Someone In A Store Calls Me Maam-----

I will either pull down my pants, go Postal, or maybe both.  It’s pretty bad when people can’t even tell what you are!

This Is No Time For Politics

When it comes to helping the victims of Hurricane Harvey’s assault on Texas and Louisiana, we all need to pull together, despite the lack of yes votes that some of the GOP members of Texas’ congressional delegation cast 5 years ago to deny funding to help New Jersey and New York after Superstorm Sandy.  We are Americans after all, and we don’t turn our back on our own who are in need!

Lunchtime For Crosby

Crosby And Great Grandma

A Nice Quiet Birthday…

Just the way I like it!

There Are Some People.....

That I just want to take a ball bat to.

An Early Birthday Present

12 Things People Say To A Fat Kid That They Would Never Say To A Thin Kid

12 Things People Say To A Fat Kid That They Would Never Say To A Thin Kid

It’s Just Common Sense…

If you’re gonna get hit by a hurricane, GET OUT!!!

The White Supremists….

Are totally disgusting and hardly worth being called human.  What they stand for is totally unacceptable. Yes, we have free speech here in the US,  and the right to have PEACEFUL demonstrations, but when it gets violent and people start to get killed, such as happened in Charlottesville,  the wrongdoers need to be punished to the fullest extent of the law.  Racism, Xenophobia, and antisemitism have NO place in the country!

It’s That Time Of The Year Again

My Birthday will be here in a couple of weeks, her are some things you can get me if you’re feeling charitable:

Legends Of Tomorrow Season 2 on DVD

Riverdale Season 1 on DVD

The Originals Season 4 on DVD

Game Of Thrones Seasons 3-6 on DVD

Pretty Little Liars Seasons 4-7 on DVD

Clothes

Any good book

Any good model ship or airplane

And If all else fails, money!

Why Can’t We All Accept Each Other For What We Are?

Male, Female, Gay, Straight, or Bi, Black, White, Brown, Or Yellow, Thin, Fat,  or what have you, humans are humans, mad in God’s image, and we should all treat each other with the respect  we deserve!

When 2 Madmen Go To War

It’s getting VERY scary with Trump spouting his mouth off about North Korea and North Korea saying it will attack Guam if the US doesn’t shut up.  Hawaii is practicing evacuation if the island comes under attack.  Anyone have a bomb shelter for sale real cheap?  We are living in interesting times!

Having A Long Day

Trouble In The West Wing

The whole White House is in chaos!  Looks like it’s backstabbing and every man for themselves.  How can you expect to effectively run a country like that?  The US is starting to look like a Banana Republic. We fear for the country.

Hummm……

My preacher considers himself to be shy. Sure could fool me!  If he’s shy, then what the heck am I?

So We Went To A Boy Scout Jamboree

And It turned into a Hitler Youth rally. Totally disgusting!    Do you really think kids are thinking about politics?  Right now I am totally ashamed to have been a Scout.

Crosby

Isn’t he cute?

Whoops!

Wrong text to my phone #1: I’ll have your money on Thursday

Wrong text #2: Are you gonna help me with my drug test? 

Tiger Lillies Taking Over The Yard

The Sins Of The Son

So was Donald Trump Jr's meeting with a Russian lawyer cause for concern?  Shady, possibly.  Bad decision making-most definately! Let the investigation continue unmolested, and we may actually get to the bottom of it!

I Swear I Must Be Part Vampire

I can't stay out in the Sun more than 10 minutes or so till I break out in hives.  It's not as bad as it used to be, but it is quite aggravating. When I was a kid, It looked totally horrible, and  I almost got sent to the Dr. a few times. No sun screen of any SPF seems t. help, it's like putting butter on something you're baking.

When You’ve Been In Love…..

With your best friend for the past 13 years, but she’s engaged to someone else….just my luck.

What Kind Of President Have We Elected?

One that can’t criticism, acts like a baby when he doesn’t get his way, treats people that don’t agree with him like crap, and threatens the press when they call him out, that’s what!

Social Media Has Its Good Uses…..

But some people use it as a tool for insulting others.

Time To Dial Down The Volume

After this week’s attack on Republican lawmakers, it is time to lay off the rhetoric.  We can disagree without resorting to violence.  Yes, people may have differences of opinion about what the country needs, just because you don’t agree with one person’s idea doesn’t make them evil!  There is no doubt that people of both parties love the US,  all ideas should be respectfully listened to and considered.  If this anger doesn’t simmer down, the results may be more violent and bloody that anyone could imagine.

Dad At Work

Newest In My Collection

Some Fan Fiction I Wrote-Based On The Originals

AUGUST 2005-IN THE MIDST OF HURRICANE KATRINA

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    “Damn. Marcel, is this rain ever gonna end?”  Thierry asked Marcel.  “If it doesn’t stop soon, New Orleans will be wiped off the face of the map.”  “I know T. I’ve been here for almost 200 years. There have been a lot of hurricanes  hit here in my time, but this one takes the cake.  This is our city, so we are going to do whatever we can to help the people out. You and Diego go down to the basement and gather up all our extra food,  blankets, and whatever else you can find, we’ll open up the compound and let anyone who needs shelter come in. Make sure you check and see that the blood supply is hidden away, the last thing these people need is to find out that there are vampire in their midst.”  As Diego and Thierry go to carry out their assignment, Marcel hears the phone ring. On the other end is Father Keiran, the only human in New Orleans who knows of the existence of vampires.

  “Kieran, how are things holding out at St. Annes?  If it get’s too bad there, get everyone up here to the compound.”   “We’re holding on pretty good,” Kieran replies.  “The church is starting to get full.  We’ve got a bunch of school kids down here, can you all take them?”    “Yeah sure,  we’ll be down there in a few.”

    Arriving at St. Anne’s,  Marcel is escorted to a back room, where 10 children, frightened out of their wits, crying for their parents are waiting.  In the back of the room, he spies a little dark haired girl, not more then 8 or 9, sobbing her eyes out.  “Hi there, I’m Marcel, what’s your name?”  “Davina, Davina Claire,” The girl replies.  “Well, Davina, I’m going to take you and  your friends here to my place, and when the storm is over, I’ll help you find your parents and get home.”   She smiles “Promise?”  “Yes I promise. I won’t let anything happen to you.”

Sometimes Self-Deprication…..

Is the only thing standing between you and a total nervous breakdown.

For You So Called “Fans” Of A Certain TV Show

If you don’t like the plotlines, relationships between certain characters, or the actors/actresses themselves here’s some advice:

EITHER QUIT COMPLAINING OR STOP WATCHING THE DAMN SHOW!!!!

Podcast For Wednesday’s Show 5/24/17

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For Those Of You That Think…

That closing England’s borders would have prevented the Manchester attack-The bomber was a British citizen.