Thursday, March 22, 2007
Babysitting
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Changing The Past
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Putting My Talents To Good Use
Finally Feels Like Winter!
Friday, February 16, 2007
Reasons Why Email Is Like The Male Reproductive Organ
2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it agree that it's cool, but not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).
5. It's fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.
6. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun.
7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.
8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently.
9. We attach an importance to it that is greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into trouble.
11. Play with it too much and you can go blind.
Caught In The Middle
Saturday, February 10, 2007
"Wrecks" "Gross"man
Monday, February 05, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
JUST TOO WEIRD
In January of 897, in what was called the Cadaver Synod the corpse of
Pope Formosus was dragged from his tomb on the orders of Pope Stephen
VII. The body was placed on trial on charges of perjury, coveting the
Papal office, and violating church laws. A number of local clergy were
compelled to watch under the threat of violence as Stephen screamed at
Formosus. The synod found Formosus guilty. His vestments were stripped
from his body, three fingers of his right hand were chopped off, and
he was buried in a pauper's grave. A few days later his body was
exhumed and tossed in the Tiber. Stephen was deposed and eventually
strangled in prison. Formosus was recovered, and reburied in his
original tomb at St. Peter's Basilica. Later Popes reversed the
verdict of the Cadaver Synod, declared his ordinations valid, and
forbade any further such trials.
Truly Strange!
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
An Amazing Rescue!
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
The Iron Man Gets His Due
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Virgil, you're no Goode!
1: Mr. Ellison was born and raised in Detroit, and converted to Islam in college.
2: As a 6 term member of Congress, youshould know that taking the oath on a book weather it be the Bible, Quoran, Torah, or whatever, is just a photo op, the official oath is taken en mass, on the floor of the house.
3: Have you not read the First Amendment to the Constitution that you swear to defend?
4: You are an embarrassment to both me and the rest of the State of Virginia!
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Finally!
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Thursday, November 30, 2006
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ANYMORE?!
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Happy Thanksgiving!
URGH!
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Saturday, November 18, 2006
A Majority of Americans can't be dumb can they?
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Luke and Levi
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, November 06, 2006
I Hate Dressing Up!
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Today's Big Play Award
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Weird Dreams
Sunday, October 29, 2006
To The American People
Thursday, October 26, 2006
A New Job In The Church
Sunday, October 22, 2006
What The COR Is And Is Not
We are not a cult, we do not worship Damian Stryker ( who is not even a member anymore)
We are not a hacking crew, though we have a few members who could probably make every computer in the world useless piles of slag.
We are not a group of evil people trying to take over the world
What we are though is a group of people who formed a group so that we could have a place to hang out, and we are considering expanding to the real world.
Friday, October 20, 2006
News From The COR
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
What A Job
Saturday, October 14, 2006
What A Turnaround!
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
What I Wanna Do
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Thursday, October 05, 2006
My Predictions For the Coming Elections
The Democrats will regain a majority in the House, and make it close or even in the Senate. The Foley and Abramoff scandals are the corruption that the Republicans accused the Dems of back in '94.
Monday, October 02, 2006
The Ultimate Hypocricy Award
Friday, September 29, 2006
An Unsettling Situation
Thursday, September 28, 2006
The Smell
Friday, September 22, 2006
Wacky URLS's
Domain Names
Be careful what you choose for a domain name
These are all real sites. . . .
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name? http://www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company? http://www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: http://www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.gotahoe.com
Monday, September 18, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
An Interesting Idea
Thursday, September 14, 2006
A Quick Book Review
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Again I Ask You
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
What A Mess!
Friday, September 01, 2006
Today
Thursday, August 31, 2006
What A Sick Jerk!
Sunday, August 27, 2006
My Birthday Wish List
New sweat shirts
A Girlfriend (HA!) :p
Books, especially about history
The Trumpeter 1/350 Model kit of the USS Lexington
Battlestar Galactica Season 2.5 on DVD
And if all else fails-MONEY!!!
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
An Unusual Coin
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Quote For Today
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Finally...Justice for JonBenet
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
The Ultimate Sci-Fi Story
Saturday, August 05, 2006
I Am Getting SOOO Pissed
Friday, August 04, 2006
Out of the Mouths of Babes
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Why Does My Favorite Team Suck so much?
Sunday, July 30, 2006
My Opin About The Middle East Fighting
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Life Is What You Make It!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
SHEEESHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Another One From My Collection
Saturday, July 15, 2006
The Last Time I Ever Post Anything About This Particular Subject
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
So You Think Gas Is Expensive?
| Compare with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 . $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $1 0.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 . $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . $25.42 per gallon This is a shocker! Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 $84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER... Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers Don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run On water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, Pepto Bismol or Nyquil. | |||
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Saturday, July 01, 2006
Why I'm A Democrat
My party wouldn't start a war using false information
Doesn't use the courts to steal elections
Doesn't try to dictate how people should live their private lives
Doesn't interfere with a woman's right to chose.
My leaders answer to the people and the Constitution, not to religious fanatics who are trying to turn the US into a theocracy.
My leaders don't call people who critisize them traitors or unpatriotic.
My leaders don't try to stop freedom of the press or other civil rights in the name of security.
So if you think I'm not patriotic for thinking the way I do, then shove it!
Sunday, June 25, 2006
This Guy Needs Improved People Skills!
Thursday, June 22, 2006
A Hot Day!
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Camping
Monday, June 12, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Well, We Made It!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
What A Way To End A Game
Monday, June 05, 2006
An Excellent Quote
Senator, when you took your Oath Of Office, did you swear on a Bible to support the Constitution of the United States, or was it the other way around?
Man I hate these Christian extremeists who want to take the rights away of everyone who doesn't kiss Bush's ass and blindly agree with them.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Finally Bush Did Something Right!
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
The Davinci Code
Friday, May 19, 2006
Peace At Last
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Friday, May 12, 2006
A Very Expensive Whoops!
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Today The Goat's Horns Go To....
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Rampant Paranoia
Monday, May 01, 2006
Damn I'm Clumsy
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Finally..A Resoultion
Friday, April 21, 2006
How Many Of These Can You Remember?
HOW MANY DO YOU REMEMBER ?? Count them as you go.
1. Metal ice trays with levers.
2. Telephone party lines.
3. 45 RPM records.
4. Soda machines that dispensed glass bottles.
5. Tableside jukebokes in coffee shops.
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers.
7. Butch Wax.
8. Newsreels before the movie.
9. The unholy trinity: Hitler, Mussolini and Franco.
10. Eisenhower, Normandy and D-Day.
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)(Black 421).
12. Peashooters.
13. Howdy Doody.
14. Candy cigarettes.
15. S&H Green Stamps.
16. Hi-fi's.
17. Wire recorders.
18. Mimeograph paper.
19. Blue Flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil.
21. Roller skates with keys.
22. Cork popguns.
23. Drive-in movies.
24. Studebaker and Nash automobiles.
25. Wash tub wringers.
26. Rotary phones.
IF YOU REMEMBERED.............
0-5 = You're still young.
6-10 = You are getting older.
11-15 = Don't tell your age.
16-20 = You're older than dirt!
Over 20 =Even dirt isn't as old as you!
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
I Don't Care Anymore!
Saturday, April 15, 2006
To My Critics
Friday, April 14, 2006
Gas Prices
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Helping His Own Cause
Cincinatti Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo has made 2 starts so far this season, is 2-0, and has even hit 2 homers, both off of the same pitcher, Glendon Rusch of the Chicago Cubs. Could Arroyo be the reincarnation of another former Boston Red Sox pitcher that could hit a bit, by the name of Babe Ruth?
Friday, April 07, 2006
An Observation
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Yet Another Tale From My Childhood
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Monday, March 27, 2006
Hometown Heroes!
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
This Week's Spoiled Brat Award
Friday, March 17, 2006
OMG YOU GOTTA READ THIS
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SLAPS HIMSELF FOR NOT RESETTING MY MESSENGER TO ACCEPT ONLY PMS FROM PEOPLE ON MY LIST :p



not too bad if I do say so myself!

Here's a flock of ducks that live in the pond near my house.







