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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Babysitting

Yesterday My Mom and I babysat Luke and Levi, the almost 2 year old twin sons of our Pastor. They were afraid of our dogs, and cried a bit, but we managed to get them to eat, calm down ,and they fell asleep for a couple of hours until Dan came to pick them up. I do not know how Dan and Holly do it! They are only a couple of years older then I am, maybe and they have 6 kids, including 2 sets of twins. But, they're very well behaved, as you'd expect from being the children of a preacher, and I bet you that they are all going to grow up to be outstanding adults! If I ever have kids, I'd love to have one as good as they are!

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Changing The Past

We all have things that happned to us in our past that we wish that would never have happened. I personally wish that I could go back in time and wreak havock on all the people that I went to school with for picking on me. Also, I'd love to go back and not be as shy to some of the girls that I were attracted to back then. But if one were able to do that, would you and your life really be what it was meant to be?

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Putting My Talents To Good Use

Seems like people get upset over the dumbest things! Today, while reading the posts on one of my groups, I came across one where a person was going to boycott the new Presidential Dollar Coins. They were upset because they said that the coin did not have the inscription In God We Trust, and as a Christian he could not possibly possess one. Well, being a coin collector, I had to point out that on these coins, most of the inscriptions usually seen on US coins (United States Of America, E. Pluribus Unum, In God We Trust, and the Mint Mark and Date) were on the edge of these coins. People, if you're gonna complain about something, at least do some research!

Finally Feels Like Winter!

Just when Winter is almost over, it's starting to finally feel like Winter. The past couple of weeks, we've had snow, sleet, and freezing rain, making travel quite difficult at times. Oh well, Spring is almost here!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Reasons Why Email Is Like The Male Reproductive Organ

1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

2. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.

3. Those who don't have it agree that it's cool, but not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it.

4. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy).

5. It's fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done.

6. In the past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for fun.

7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses.

8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more difficult to think coherently.

9. We attach an importance to it that is greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into trouble.

11. Play with it too much and you can go blind.

Caught In The Middle

I feel soooo sorry for Anna Nicole Smith's little baby Daughter. Not only has she lost her Mother, but they don't even know who her Father is, and with all these lawsuits going on, I think all the people are trying to get custody of her just to get all the money that she stand's to inherit. I hope that when she grows up, her life isn't as messed up as her Mom's was!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

"Wrecks" "Gross"man

After seeing his erratic play this year, and his even more horrid performance in the Super Bowl, Chicago Bears QB Rex Grossman, in my opin, has got the be the worst draft pick in sports history. The man has shown me NOTHING to convince me that he has what it takes to be a successful Quarterback in the NFL. He seems to get rattled by the defense all too easily, leading to too many turnovers on his part, be it interceptions or fumbles. This isn't College anymore , boy!

Monday, January 29, 2007

JUST TOO WEIRD

I was reading on a site about the graves of famous people, and I came across this, which has to be the weirdest thing I've ever read:

In January of 897, in what was called the Cadaver Synod the corpse of
Pope Formosus was dragged from his tomb on the orders of Pope Stephen
VII. The body was placed on trial on charges of perjury, coveting the
Papal office, and violating church laws. A number of local clergy were
compelled to watch under the threat of violence as Stephen screamed at
Formosus. The synod found Formosus guilty. His vestments were stripped
from his body, three fingers of his right hand were chopped off, and
he was buried in a pauper's grave. A few days later his body was
exhumed and tossed in the Tiber. Stephen was deposed and eventually
strangled in prison. Formosus was recovered, and reburied in his
original tomb at St. Peter's Basilica. Later Popes reversed the
verdict of the Cadaver Synod, declared his ordinations valid, and
forbade any further such trials.



Truly Strange!

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

An Amazing Rescue!

It was a total stroke of luck that those 2 boys in Missouri were rescued last week! You gotta tip your hats to the cops who investigated the kidnappings. Not only did they find the boy who disappeared last week, but they also found another who had been kidnapped by the same slimeball almost 5 years ago! That guy must have did same major brainwashing to keep the one boy for that long. Let's just hope that he can adjust to being back with his family after all the years, and hope that the jerk who took him gets prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

The Iron Man Gets His Due

Congrats to Cal Ripken Jr., formerly of my Baltimore Orioles, who today was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame on the First Ballot in his first year of eligibility! His games played record may never be broke. Although he didn't always have flashy stats, he came to play every day for close to 20 years.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Virgil, you're no Goode!

It appalls me to see how dumb some of our politicians are! Take for instance, Rep. Virgil Goode, a Republican from my home state of Virginia. He is putting up a fuss that Keith Ellison, the first Muslim elected to Congress, will be taking his Oath of office on the Quoran. Mr. Goode says that this is a result of tolerance towards Muslims, and that it's an example of why we need immgration reforms. Virgil, before you stick your foot in your mouth any further, let me point a couple of things out to you:

1: Mr. Ellison was born and raised in Detroit, and converted to Islam in college.
2: As a 6 term member of Congress, youshould know that taking the oath on a book weather it be the Bible, Quoran, Torah, or whatever, is just a photo op, the official oath is taken en mass, on the floor of the house.

3: Have you not read the First Amendment to the Constitution that you swear to defend?

4: You are an embarrassment to both me and the rest of the State of Virginia!

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

I'm BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Gang! Sorry I havn't posted in a while! A couple of days before Christmas, the Motherboard on my computer fried, and I just got it back today. I tell ya, I feel like a drunk going through withdwrawl. Sorry if that offended anyone. Well, I hope you all had a nice Christmas, ours was good, and also I hope you have a wonderful new year!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Finally!

At last, I'm on the air! The COR has started a new radio station! If ya wanna listen to me, I'm on Monday and Wednesday nights from 9-11 PM Eastern. To listen, click on the link under my links section that says listen to YCOR Radio. It skips a bit due to the limitations of dialup, but it's not too bad!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ANYMORE?!

A couple of days ago, I saw something on TV that made me totally Ill! While watching Court TV, they said something about a woman who killed her baby by...microwaving it! Like the title of this post goes, what is wrong with people these days? Just goes to show you that the old joke about having to have a license to have kids may not me such a joke. What is it with women these days? Are their minds so sensitive that pregency/childbirth turns them into raving madwomen?

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my readers! As an old teacher of mine used to say, there's gonna be more then one turkey stuffed in my house today!

URGH!

Well, Yahoo is being evil again! I've had to totally reconstruct my personal website because for some reason, yahoo mixed up things between it and the site I made for my church, even though they use 2 different accounts! Frustrating! Anyone know a good free website hosting place besides Yahoo?

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Saturday, November 18, 2006

A Majority of Americans can't be dumb can they?

I've been reading in the letters to the editor sections of newspapers around here letters from people saying that the US is going to collapse because the Democrats have won Conngress. That is BS! It takes a total idiot to call a majority of American voters stupid! And BTW, The world has not ended yet because of the elections, despite what some religious extremists have predicted.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Luke and Levi


Here's Luke and Levi, my pracher's year and a half old twins. A couple of weeks ago, my Mom babysat them, and we had a good time!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now, I am one of the most happiest people on the face of the Earth! After 12 years of oppression by the Republicans, my beloved Democratic Party now has control of both the House and Senate. Hopefully, we'll be able to clean up all the messes that Bush and his asskissers have made the past few years, including getting something done about Iraq. One word of caution guys: you have 2 years to show the public you can get something done, SO DON'T BLOW IT!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, November 06, 2006

I Hate Dressing Up!

Yes I do! It's hard finding suits my size, they are sooo uncomfortable. The first time I ever dressed up was for my High School Graduation, and I swore that I would never wear a suit and tie again, it almost choked me! I'm a sweatshirt and jeans kinda guy.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Today's Big Play Award

Goes to newly signed Washington Redskins' cornerback Troy Vincent, whos block of a field goal attempt at the gun started the wacky play that lead to my Skins' 22-19 win over the hated Dallas Cowboys. Vincent provided the big play weeks after being released by the Buffalo Bills, and obviously, he provided immediate dividends for Washington!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Weird Dreams

I might have wrote this before, but I keep having the strangest dream. In it, I keep driving down the road at a high rate of speed. A friend told me it might be because im anxious about the unknown, but I don't really know. Used to be, I always had dreams about being late for school. Goin from one extreme to another!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

To The American People

In 9 days, the midterm elections will be held. If you're registered to vote, no matter what party you are a member of, JUST VOTE!!! This is your country, and if things go wrong, if you don't vote, you have no right to bitch and moan!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

A New Job In The Church

Well, You're looking at the new sound tech of my church! What the job comprises is playing music on a CD player beofore Church starts and when someone is singing, monitoring the volume levels, and making sure everyone can hear what's going on. I think it's kinda fun, getting me prepared for when I can broadcast on the COR radio.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

What The COR Is And Is Not

Some of our critics have spread misinformation about what the COR is. Well to set the matter straight:

We are not a cult, we do not worship Damian Stryker ( who is not even a member anymore)
We are not a hacking crew, though we have a few members who could probably make every computer in the world useless piles of slag.
We are not a group of evil people trying to take over the world

What we are though is a group of people who formed a group so that we could have a place to hang out, and we are considering expanding to the real world.

Friday, October 20, 2006

News From The COR

The COR is going to be starting a new radio service soon. We did have one for a while, but the members that ran it have left the group, and we didn't always have the money to pay the bill, so a couple of our members did some research and have found a free service. The good thing is that someone using dialup can broadcast (with the previous service, only people with DSL or cable could broadcast) so if this project gets off the ground, I will be doing a show. Details will be forthcoming.....

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

What A Job

After seeing all the things my preacher does, I don't know if I could ever be one! Dan always seems to be on the go, helping someone or doing something for the Church. I honestly don't know how he finds any amount of time when he isnt't tired to spend with his family! But, when God calls you to do something....

Saturday, October 14, 2006

What A Turnaround!

3 Years after coming within 1 game of tying the 1962 New York Mets for the worst record in Baseball history, the Detroit Tigers are going to the World Series. Magglio Ordonez's walk-off homer tonight gave the Tigers a 4 game sweep of the Oakland A's. Next up for the Motor City Kitties will be either the Mets or the St. Louis Cardinals next weekend in the World Series.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

What I Wanna Do

I'm thinking up saving up my money to go back to school. I went to a community college for a couple of years, but we moved and everything got messed up. We have a small one here, so I think I'm gonna check it out and see if they have any business or computer classes!

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Thursday, October 05, 2006

My Predictions For the Coming Elections

After reading and listening to all the news, Here's my prediction for the upcoming elections:

The Democrats will regain a majority in the House, and make it close or even in the Senate. The Foley and Abramoff scandals are the corruption that the Republicans accused the Dems of back in '94.

Monday, October 02, 2006

The Ultimate Hypocricy Award

Goes to now former Florida Congressman Mark Foley, who resigned from the House on Friday after it was revealed that he sent suggestive emails to teen age boys working as house pages. The irony is, that he could be prosecuted under laws HE helped draft to protect kids from online predators! I wonder how Dateline NBC missed this one?

Friday, September 29, 2006

An Unsettling Situation

Today, I saw something I never want to see again. While my Mom and I were coming back from the Vet today, we saw a huge accident right where you turn off to go on my road. It was 4 cars, with gas flowing all over the road. There was also a dead body in the ditch, which my Mom saw, and really shook her up, thank God I didn't see it! I don't think I'm ever gonna forget this!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Smell

You can't go into town around here without noticing the sickening smell of the chicken plant, where they kill and cook chickens. It smells like something really rotten. I dunno how the people that work in there stand it, because it really turns my stomach!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Wacky URLS's

Domain Names

Be careful what you choose for a domain name

These are all real sites. . . .

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name? http://www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company? http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their wacky website: http://www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at http://www.gotahoe.com

Sunday, September 17, 2006

An Interesting Idea

I have a huge music collection, in cassette, CD, and MP3 format, and I have players for each of them, and it's hard to carry more then 1 of them around. Someone needs to design a player that can play all of them, I think it could probably be made small enough to be convenient.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

A Quick Book Review

I just finished reading The Secret Trial Of Robert E. Lee by Thomas Fleming. It's a Fictional story about what might have happened had the Radical Republicans put Gen. Lee on trial for Treason after the Civil War. It's seen through the eyes of the only newspaper reported allowed to view the procedings. If you think the Republicans are nasty these days, they act like babies compared to how they were back then. The Radicals were determined to wreck the South and take no prisoners! Anyway, I won't tell you how it ends, but it's good reading!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Again I Ask You

How does one get over shyness? Everyone says I need to get out more, but I am deathly afraid of being around people! I guess it's because of all the torture people have put me through because of my weight. People call me antisocial, but I'm not, really!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

What A Mess!

We have quite a mess here at my house! This morning my Mom showed me where our roof was leaking, since we've had an insane amount of rain here the last week or so. It wasn't a pretty site! The water had dripped into a light fixture in the bathroom, it's a wonder no one had been electrocuted! We've put in a couple of calls to countractors, hopeully we'll hear from them soon!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Today

Today was my Birthday, I turned 35. It was a nice, quiet day here. Where have all the years gone?

Thursday, August 31, 2006

What A Sick Jerk!

Dang, this John Mark Karr guy is a real sicko! Not only did he confess to killing JonBenet Ramsey, which he didn't, causing the Authorities to spend a pretty big amount of money bringing him back from Thailand, but now some of those emails and calls he made seem to indicate that he's a bigtime Pedophile. Someone please tell me where all these degenerates come from! I hope they can make some of the charges in California stick!

Sunday, August 27, 2006

My Birthday Wish List

Well Gang, my Birthday is coming up on Friday, and here's some of the things I'd like to have:

New sweat shirts
A Girlfriend (HA!) :p
Books, especially about history
The Trumpeter 1/350 Model kit of the USS Lexington
Battlestar Galactica Season 2.5 on DVD
And if all else fails-MONEY!!!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

An Unusual Coin

This is my Counterfeit 1839 Half Dollar that I've had for several years. You can tell that it's made of a soft metal from the damage in the corner.
Strangely, you can collect counterfeit coins, but not bills.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Quote For Today

"Aim at Heaven and you will get Earth thrown in. Aim at Earth and you get neither." C.S. Lewis

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Finally...Justice for JonBenet

Today, after nearly 10 years, an arrest was finally made in murder of JonBenet Ramsey. Hopefully the police have enough to put this creep away for life, because I don't know if Colorado has the death penalty. It was a totaly surprise to me that today's events occurred. Maybe now little JonBenet and her Mommy can rest in Peace, knowing that the killer has been found and that her Parents can now be vindicated.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Crystal


Here's a pic of my Niece Crystal at her swimming meet taken by my sister.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The Ultimate Sci-Fi Story

As a few of you know, I'm a big Sci-Fi Fan, and my 2 favorite sci-fi shows are Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica. I'm not much of a writer, and I don't think anyone else would do it, but I think an awesome story would be a Team-up where the Galactica and her refugees finally at Earth during the time of the Federaton during Star Trek The Next Generation, and they fight a Borg-Cylon alliance. Sounds intersting!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

I Am Getting SOOO Pissed

Why are some people so stupid? Today while I was in the grocery store, one of the cashiers said "can I help you maam?" I finally snapped! I yelled at her as loud as I could "I am not a maam!" It really humiliates me when someone does that. My God, I know I'm fat where I shouldn't be, but for Shit's sake, I talk to people, can't you tell from my voice that I'm a man, or are you all just stupid?

Friday, August 04, 2006

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Today I was looking at my final high school year book, and it brought back a memory from the day I graduated from high school. Right after graduation practice that day, my Mom and I stopped at Mcdonald's for lunch. While we were in line, there was a lady and a little kid behind us. The lady told the kid to settle down, and he said "No, I don't have to do what you say Mom!" I just about died laughing! Image

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Why Does My Favorite Team Suck so much?

Looks like it's going to be 8 years in a row that my Baltimore Orioles are going to have a losing record. Seems like a lifetime since 96 and 97 when Davey Johnson lead them to the AL champinship series 2 years in a row. The hitting is good, but we need more pitching! the past 2 Saturdays, the O's scored over 10 runs, yet lost both games. And today with their best pitcher, Erik Bedard on the mound, they dropped a 2-1 decision to the Seattle Mariners. The only good news this week was that their best hitter, shortstp Miguel Tejada, wasn't traded at the deadline. I'm starting to feel like a Cubs' fan saying wait till next year! That's what you get from being in the toughest division in the league, the AL East, along with the hated Yankees and Red Sox!

Sunday, July 30, 2006

My Opin About The Middle East Fighting

It seems to me that the fighting in the Middle East has been going on since the beginning of time! I really wonder if anyone on either side knows what they're fighing for, or if its just they don't know anything different since it's been going on for thousands of years? Millions of people killed for what?

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Life Is What You Make It!

Life is what you make it. You can look forward to the future and think what could be, or you can be trapped in the past and think what might have been! I wish I would have learned this a lot earlier, since a few of the things that have happened to me in life have been a bit hard to shake off, but I'm working on it and will be victorious in the end!Image

Sunday, July 23, 2006

SHEEESHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I tell you, my Dad has gotta be either the most unluckiest or most careless person in the whole world! On Friday, he wrecked yet ANOTHER truck! I've kinda looked back, and it's the past 5 COUNT EM 5 trucks that he's owned that he's wrecked, but this one seems to not have been totalled.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Another One From My Collection


Here's another one from my collection: It's an 1853 Half Dime. For those of you not familiar with US coins, the Half Dime was a silver coin made from 1793-1873, and for the last 6 years of its existence, it circulated alonside the Nickle 5 cent coin that we have now.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

The Last Time I Ever Post Anything About This Particular Subject

Well, since my Mom lost her case, it's time to get on with life. But today, there was a bit of finality to it. Her lawyer sent her a bunch of papers today, and in it was a couple of pictures of her hand right after she got hurt. My God, it was a horrible site that I don't want to think about anymore. It's a wonder that her hand wasn't totally cut off! But we're over it and we will preservere!

Monday, July 03, 2006

So You Think Gas Is Expensive?

Here's Something I found posted on one of my groups:


Compare with Gasoline......


Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 . $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $1 0.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .......... $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 . $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . $25.42 per gallon

This is a shocker!

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 $84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER... Evian water 9 oz
$1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers
Don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run
On water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.




Saturday, July 01, 2006

Why I'm A Democrat

I'm a Democrat because:

My party wouldn't start a war using false information
Doesn't use the courts to steal elections
Doesn't try to dictate how people should live their private lives
Doesn't interfere with a woman's right to chose.


My leaders answer to the people and the Constitution, not to religious fanatics who are trying to turn the US into a theocracy.

My leaders don't call people who critisize them traitors or unpatriotic.
My leaders don't try to stop freedom of the press or other civil rights in the name of security.


So if you think I'm not patriotic for thinking the way I do, then shove it!

Sunday, June 25, 2006

This Guy Needs Improved People Skills!

Well, last week, my Mom was officially terminated from her job, almost 6 years after getting hurt. The company sent her a nice (said in sarcasm) letter informing her that she had been fired in summary it said "This is to inform you that you are being terminated from your position. Sorry that your experience here wasn't what you expected." SHEEEEESHHHHH !! After all the crap they put her through, you'd think they'd be a bit more contrite!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

A Hot Day!

Today was a hot one! I went through town today and the thermometer on the bank clock said 100 on my way down and 99 on the way back! Thank God for AC!

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Camping

I feel like going camping! I havn't been camping for a long time, since I was in Boy Scouts. Since there are woods all around where I live, I have a pretty good location!

Monday, June 12, 2006

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Well, We Made It!

Well, 6-6-06 has passed (At least in the Eastern Time Zone) And the World hasn't ended!

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

What A Way To End A Game

I can only imagine how Edmonton Oilers Goalie Ty Conklin is feeling right now! Last night, with 30 seconds to go, he misplayed the puck behind the net, allowing Carolina's Rod Brind'Amour to score the winning goal in the Hurricanes' 5-4 win in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals. Since he's the man in net now that starter Dwayane Roloson is out for the remainder of the series with a knee injury, hopefully Conklin won't let this gaffe effect him too much!

Monday, June 05, 2006

An Excellent Quote

From a Judge that was threatened with impeachment because he supports gay marriage to a Maryland Republican State Senator during hearings:

Senator, when you took your Oath Of Office, did you swear on a Bible to support the Constitution of the United States, or was it the other way around?

Man I hate these Christian extremeists who want to take the rights away of everyone who doesn't kiss Bush's ass and blindly agree with them.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Finally Bush Did Something Right!

As a loyal Democrat, I hate to say this, but Pres. Bush finally did something right! A few days ago, he signed into law a bill that restricted protests at Military funerals. This is in responce to the "Reverand" Fred Phelps, a preacher whos church has nothing better to do then protest at the funerals of soldiers in Iraq, saying that their deaths are the result of God punishing the US for not discriminating against gays enough. Some Christian, huh? A total idiot, if you ask me!

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Davinci Code

Last night, I went to the movies and saw the Davinci Code. It was OK, nothing spectacular. Even though I know the ideas dicsussed in it are totally BS, I thought it was pretty well acted out, and I don't think it lived up to all the hype. Just my opin.....

Friday, May 19, 2006

Peace At Last

I think I've finally come to terms with my Mom's injury, and the fact that her hand will probably never work again. Probably, It will always hurt me, but at least she's stil alive. No used worrying about the past.... If she can handle it, so can I!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Friday, May 12, 2006

A Very Expensive Whoops!

I just finished reading about how a police station in New Hamshire Accidentially threw away $31,000 in captured drug money. It is now at the bottom of tons of trash in a landfill. I'd hate to be whoever did that right now!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Today The Goat's Horns Go To....

Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas, who missed 2 free throws in the waining seconds of Overtime in Friday's playoff game against Cleveland. The missed free throws prevented the Wizards from expanding their lead from 1 to 3 points, and the Cavaliers won the game on a buzzer beater, clinching the series. Arenas had a superb year, and as a Wizards fan, I hope he can get over it! Some athletes can't get over failures.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Rampant Paranoia

OK People, CALM DOWN! Just because your kid has a Myspace account doesn't mean that they're automatically going to be kidnapped by a Child Molester, and if youre kid's school has Soda Machines it doesn't automaticaly mean that they're going to get fat! My God, that seems like the only 2 subjects on the news anymore. CHILL OUT!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Damn I'm Clumsy

I have got to be the most clumsiest person in the world! Last week, in the same day, I was sitting in a chair, moved, and all the sudden I hear this creaking sound, the chair splinters into a million little pieces, and I end up on the floor! A couple of hours later, I go to put my window down, the window goes off track, and lands right across my wrists! So.... right now, my feet and wrists are a mass of bruises! Sheeesh!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Finally..A Resoultion

Well, My Mom's lawyer called today to say that we lost our case against American Woodmark dealing with Mom's injury. I am sooooooo pissed! It is not fair that my Mom has to go through the rest of her life with the use of only 1 hand, and no one is going to be punished for it!

Friday, April 21, 2006

How Many Of These Can You Remember?

 HOW MANY DO YOU REMEMBER ?? Count them as you go.
1. Metal ice trays with levers.
2. Telephone party lines.
3. 45 RPM records.
4. Soda machines that dispensed glass bottles.
5. Tableside jukebokes in coffee shops.
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers.
7. Butch Wax.
8. Newsreels before the movie.
9. The unholy trinity: Hitler, Mussolini and Franco.
10. Eisenhower, Normandy and D-Day.
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)(Black 421).
12. Peashooters.
13. Howdy Doody.
14. Candy cigarettes.
15. S&H Green Stamps.
16. Hi-fi's.
17. Wire recorders.
18. Mimeograph paper.
19. Blue Flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil.
21. Roller skates with keys.
22. Cork popguns.
23. Drive-in movies.
24. Studebaker and Nash automobiles.
25. Wash tub wringers.
26. Rotary phones.

IF YOU REMEMBERED.............

0-5 = You're still young.
6-10 = You are getting older.
11-15 = Don't tell your age.
16-20 = You're older than dirt!
Over 20 =Even dirt isn't as old as you!




Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I Don't Care Anymore!

From this moment forward, I'm not gonna stress over not having anyone! Maybe I'm trying too hard. Somtimes when you really want something, you end up making yourself look like a fool!

Saturday, April 15, 2006

To My Critics

Call me names, criticize me because of my weight, but it doesn't bother me because I ROCK!!!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Gas Prices

Here in Moorefield, the price of gas is $2.83 a gallon. This is totally nuts! The oil companies have us at their mercy!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Helping His Own Cause

Today's Weird Sports Stat:

Cincinatti Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo has made 2 starts so far this season, is 2-0, and has even hit 2 homers, both off of the same pitcher, Glendon Rusch of the Chicago Cubs. Could Arroyo be the reincarnation of another former Boston Red Sox pitcher that could hit a bit, by the name of Babe Ruth?

Friday, April 07, 2006

An Observation

It seems like in chat, spelling goes completely down the toilet! I've been chatting for over 5 years, and I've seen some words butchered pretty good. Must be because people think that since chat is such an informal setting, you can be lax on matters like spelling. I had a fewEnglish teachers that would probably have heart attacks if they ever came into cc1! :P

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Yet Another Tale From My Childhood

When I was maybe 12 or 13, the Dr's decided to send me to the University Of Virginia Hospital to find out why I had stopped growing. Since it was in the middle of the worst year of my life, 8th grade, I dedided to take the week off and go there, even though I hate hospitals. What a mistake! First off, to get blood, they hooked me up to a needle for 7 hours striaght, with my arm restrained. When I was done, my arm was so stiff it felt like it was gonna crack when I flexed it out, and they had taken so much blood, I felt like someone had poured a couple of 6 packs into me! To make matters worse, the Dr. was a total asshole, giving me the shit about my weight! Damn, if I wanted that, I woulda stayed home and took my torture from school!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Monday, March 27, 2006

Hometown Heroes!

The George Mason Patriots are headed to the NCAA Basketball Final Four! This little school, located in my hometown of Fairfax, VA, has knocked off the last 2 National Champions (North Carolina, Connecticut) , and now have a date with former National Runner up (Florida). How much longer can Cinderella keep going?

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

This Week's Spoiled Brat Award

Goes to Alfonso Soriano of the Washington Nationals. Because he doesn't want to move from second base to the outfield, Soriano refused to play in a Spring Training game last night. Come on dude! Earn your $10 million salary. Just be glad you have the talents to play Baseball!

Friday, March 17, 2006

OMG YOU GOTTA READ THIS

While I was in chat tonight, I got a PM from some guy. All was going well until..well, read what he said at 10:20.32 Geeeezzzz!!!!


boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:14:59 PM): how is the day ?
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:10 PM): god love you .can we chat please ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:12 PM): im doing good
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:14 PM): sure
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:21 PM): whats up?
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:32 PM): i am blessed in the lord n you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:42 PM): im doing good
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:47 PM): i love your profile.i you marry ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:15:52 PM): nope im single
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:15:54 PM): amen for that .
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:02 PM): no not really
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:03 PM): i you looking over here
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:09 PM): humm?
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:19 PM): i am just asking
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:25 PM): ok no problem
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:31 PM): cause i am reading your profile now
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:34 PM): cool
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:42 PM): you looks very lovely
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:47 PM): thanks
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:16:48 PM): i am malcolm n you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:16:54 PM): my screen name is my name
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:08 PM): nice to meet you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:11 PM): same here
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:11 PM): how old i you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:15 PM): im 34
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:20 PM): really
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:24 PM): yup
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:31 PM): i am 27 years old
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:33 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:49 PM): i am a christian single n looking
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:53 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:17:54 PM): what about you
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:17:56 PM): same
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:10 PM):
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:12 PM): so can we get to know each other better
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:17 PM): sure
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:32 PM): who start first
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:32 PM): ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:37 PM): you go first
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:41 PM): which i you from ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:46 PM): im from the us
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:18:53 PM): i am from liberia.but now a refugee in ghana
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:18:59 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:07 PM): due to the war in my country liberia
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:19:12 PM): ahh ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:13 PM): do you love africans ?
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:19:20 PM): i like everyone
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:29 PM): amen
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:39 PM): my full name is malcolm .boima harvey
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:19:42 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:19:56 PM): my dad live in the usa with his wife
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:00 PM): oko
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:02 PM): ok
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:07 PM): in atlanta usa
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:10 PM): cool
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:16 PM): i want to know you better
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:32 PM): and make you my friend and then my wife
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:40 PM): im a guy you idiot
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:20:46 PM): age is not the matter for me
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:20:56 PM): in a man you idiot, cant you read
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:09 PM): so fuck off and leave me alone
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:27 PM): oh i am very sorry
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:31 PM): i never saw it
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:33 PM): fuck you asshole
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:35 PM): we can be friends
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:38 PM): im putting you on ignore
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:40 PM): byeeee
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:45 PM): sorry brother
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:21:50 PM): ok
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:21:57 PM): you insult me, you pay the price
Billy Delawder (3/17/2006 10:22:08 PM): fucker
boimaharvey9 (3/17/2006 10:22:16 PM): sorry ok


SLAPS HIMSELF FOR NOT RESETTING MY MESSENGER TO ACCEPT ONLY PMS FROM PEOPLE ON MY LIST :p

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Weird Weather

85 one day, 35 the next....what is going on? Oh well, Spring is almost here!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Haircut Time!

Update on The Previous Post

My new Sunday School class went well! It was nice hanging with people in my own age group (even though it was only 3 of us) and I felt pretty comfortable, and did a lotta talking! I am going to do it again next Sunday!

Thursday, March 09, 2006

A big break

Yesterday, I may have had a break in solving my shyness. Our Church has started a new Sunday School class for people in my age group, and I'm gonna try it out! Right now, I'm in one with older people, including my Dad, and I just don't feel like I'm able to talk about my concerns with them. It's nice hanging out with people who are in your age group, because I have a lot more in common with them then the older ones. Here's hoping I get something out of it!

Friday, March 03, 2006